DANGER: EMPTY HOUSE

Why do they do that? Put such obnoxious, unnecessary signs on perfectly normal looking things?

“DANGER. KEEP OUT. THIS HOUSE IS COMPLETELY EMPTY AND COULD NOT HARM YOU IN ANY WAY. A PERFECTLY NICE FAMILY JUST MOVED OUT THREE MONTHS AGO BECAUSE THE FATHER GOT A PROMOTION AND THE MOTHER WANTED A NICER CLIMATE TO HAVE HER BABY IN A COUPLE MONTHS.”

…but nooo. Now that the sign’s there, the house is like. The Neighborhood Haunted House. 

What could’ve happened in that house to make it dangerous?
I wonder what happened to that poor family; oh they were such a nice family too. Kept to themselves.
Where did that darling puppy go, I wonder? Did they eat him? 

Poor house.

END HOUSEISM NOW! WE MUST PUT AN END TO THIS DISCRIMINATION! THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS!

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